Tara Ariano

Writer, editor, and snack enthusiast Tara Ariano co-founded TelevisionWithoutPity.com and Fametracker.com before co-founding the site you're reading right now. She's also contributed to New York, The New York Times Magazine, The Awl, Slate, and Grantland, among many others. She lives on the Big Island of Hawaii.

That's Right: We're The Beverly Hills, 90210 Visual Aids, And We're Not Wearing Any Pants

Ain't no party like a political party as we examine the best and worst looks from S07.E08, 'The Things We Do For Love'! 2017.07.10S07.E08

Again With This: You Said You Were Going To Leave Her

When Steve overhears Val yelling at Kenny on the phone about the totally real abortion she's definitely going to have, he enlists Kelly, of all people, to support her. 2017.07.10S07.E08

Show & Yell: Hollywood Game Night Pantses Around

There's so much business that Jane's fabulous game night only has time for four games. Boo. 2017.07.07S05.E03

Bride & Doom: You Haven't Did WHAT?!

Cody decides his first brunch with the other newlyweds is the perfect time to announce he and Danielle are still celibate. The other couples politely refrain from laughing. 2017.07.06S05.E13

Again With This Mini: Soap Tropes

Talking about the TV clichés Beverly Hills, 90210 never got around to using. 2017.07.06

Will Dogged Persistence Pay Off In The Catfish Visual Aids?

We've collected the most important imagery from 'Kelsie & Brandon'! 2017.07.05S06.E14

Two Old Hookers: We're Really Setting Her Up For A Big Fall

Single mom Kelsie yearns to find out if Brandon is really her knight in muddy armor. 2017.07.05S06.E14

Try Buying The Beverly Hills, 90210 Visual Aids Off For Ten Grand

All the Dawsonian nostril flares and terrifying boob caverns of S07.E07! 2017.07.03S07.E07

Again With This: Why Are You Going To Deny Yourself This?

It's Hallowe'en at the After Dark, but Val saves the biggest scare for Kenny. 2017.07.03S07.E07

Bride & Doom: Why Start Something And Quit?

Princess Ashley throws a tantrum about tossing some bean bags, but don't even try to call her on it: she's on the record stating she's not going to change. 2017.06.29S05.E12

Again With This Mini: Who Has The Best Post-Show Career?

Assessing the later job performance of 90210 gangsters. 2017.06.29

This Catalogue Model-Ass Himbo Lights Up The Catfish Visual Aids

We've collected all the most important imagery from 'Johnny & Connor'! 2017.06.28S06.E13

Two Old Hookers: Obsessed, Much?

A former liar returns to find out if another liar's lying to him. 2017.06.28S06.E13

St. Donna Makes Like St. Francis Of Assisi In The Smokin' Beverly Hills, 90210 Visual Aids

We've collected the most important imagery from [sigh] 'Housewarming.' 2017.06.26S07.E06

Again With This: Hey, I Don't Really Want To Be In Another Fire

Mark throws a pool party, but soon finds out his water supply is entirely insufficient. 2017.06.26S07.E06

Bride & Doom: Okay, He Really Is Married

The Duhons drive five hours to Flint so that Jennifer can make sure they know she still doesn't approve of their marriage. 2017.06.22S05.E11

Show & Yell: The Walking Dead Sends Its Biggest Stars (?) To Hollywood Game Night

Zombie hunters face Veep's politicos in Hollywood Game Night's Season 5 premiere. 2017.06.22S05.E01

Again With This Mini: Erica's 90210 FMK

Consigning characters to f---, marry, or be killed by us. 2017.06.22

How's Jimmy Going To Ruin Things With Kim On Better Call Saul?

And more...uh...burning questions about the season finale, 'Lantern.' 2017.06.20S03.E10

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