Tara Ariano

Writer, editor, and snack enthusiast Tara Ariano co-founded TelevisionWithoutPity.com and Fametracker.com before co-founding the site you're reading right now. She's also contributed to New York, The New York Times Magazine, The Awl, Slate, and Grantland, among many others. She lives on the Big Island of Hawaii.

Should You Promise To Love, Honour, And Cherish Teenage Newlyweds?

fyi's newest marital docuseries covers couples who've just barely earned the right to vote. Should you attend? 2016.05.30S01.E01

EHG Mini: Derby Down

TV characters who most deserve roller derby glory. 2016.05.30

EHG Mini: Sexy Genie Scenario

Turning network shows into erotic cable dramas. 2016.05.27

The Beverly Hills, 90210 Visual Aids Don't Recommend Shutting Off D'Shawn's TV Without His Consent

This is, sadly, just about the only issue of consent that's even a little bit clear in the show's Take Back The Night episode. 2016.05.27S04.E11

Again With This: Believe Me, She Was Into It

CU tries to take back the night, but everyone's grasp on what consent actually means is...questionable. 2016.05.27S04.E11

EHG Mini: Beach House Vacation

The TV characters we'd match up in a summer share. 2016.05.26

Royal Pains Lets Jeremiah Explore His Complex Relationship With His Biggest Rival

Frenemies Jeremiah and Rosie are forced to reconsider what they mean to each other. (Mostly the human; not so much the dog.) 2016.05.25S08.E02

The Americans Force Don To Face The Consequences Of 'His' 'Actions'

They also celebrate Pastor Groovyhair's safe return by bringing together disparate members of the community at a (fairly awkward) dinner party. За здоровье! 2016.05.25S04.E11

Doctor Thorne Closes On 'Any Number Of Happy Endings'

But was Greshamsbury worth the trip? 2016.05.25S01.E04

FX Renews The Americans For Final Two Seasons

Start savoring your last two dozen episodes while you can! 2016.05.25

EHG Mini: Watercooler Alpha

The TV shows that first demanded that we find friends to discuss them with. 2016.05.25

Arranged Wives Handle Husbands Who Are Rude, Judgmental, And...Thirsty?

Somehow the guy who tells his wife he regrets marrying her is not the most objectionable one in 'Cold Feet, Hot Temper.' 2016.05.24S02.E03

JoJo Bachelorette, Your Crazyfaces Are Calling

Twenty-five guys each try to prove to JoJo that he's her future husband. Along the way, crazyfaces occur. 2016.05.24S12.E01

How Might Doctor Thorne Kill Off Louis?

There's no question it's going to happen in the season finale. But let's rank the methods, from most likely (and therefore plausible) to least likely (and therefore most fun). 2016.05.24S01.E03

EHG 117: Saying A Little Prayer For Preacher

Eve Batey returns, but will it be to worship AMC's new drama Preacher, or to condemn it to Hell? 2016.05.24

Ranking The Relationship Moments Of Doctor Thorne's Second Episode, From Platonic Pals To A Putrid Proposal

While some characters we've already met show us whether we should care about them or not, one new dude rides into town to gross everyone out -- especially the lady he thinks should marry him. 2016.05.23S01.E02

EHG Mini: Clones! Hi!

Which actor besides 'Tatslany' (tm David T. Cole) would we cast as a buttload of clones of him-/herself? 2016.05.23