Tara Ariano

Writer, editor, and snack enthusiast Tara Ariano co-founded TelevisionWithoutPity.com and Fametracker.com before co-founding the site you're reading right now. She's also contributed to New York, The New York Times Magazine, The Awl, Slate, and Grantland, among many others. She lives on the Big Island of Hawaii.

EHG Mini: Game Of Cameos

The next non-actors we hope to see on Game Of Thrones. 2017.08.17

Again With This Mini: Braaaaaaayns

Predicting the order and method of the characters' deaths in a zombie attack. 2017.08.17

Nev And Max Aren't The Only Things That Are Tired In The Catfish Visual Aids

All the misguided tats and Max frowns you can imagine in the most significant screenshots from 'Nicole & Nicole'! 2017.08.16S06.E18

She Is A Phenomenon, Without Trying To Be

Weeeeeeell, how much 'trying' is going on in the latest Catfish is debatable, actually. 2017.08.16S06.E18

We Say 'Good Night, Snuggles' On Our Epic All-FMK Episode

Jeff Drake returns to the podcast for an FMK of proportions so mythic, it blotted out the sun...and all our other regular segments. And Sarah's lunch. 2017.08.16

Which Blonde Bob Wins Christmas In The Beverly Hills, 90210 Visual Aids?

We've collected the most important imagery from 'Gift Wrapped'! 2017.08.14S07.E13

Again With This: I'm Not His Girlfriend

Kelly finds out she has a secret sister, and is a bitch about it...at least at first. 2017.08.14S07.E13

Again With This Mini: Fashion Don'ts

Listing the worst fashion crimes the gangsters ever committed. 2017.08.10

The Beverly Hills, 90210 Visual Aids Are APPALLED

...that Brandon didn't draw back a stump after putting his finger in the Chancellor's face. Many more hateful Brandon moments after the jump! 2017.08.07S07.E12

Again With This: I Haven't Done Anything Wrong

Getting called before a CU tribunal over his plagiarism charges lets Brandon play F. Lee Brayley. 2017.08.07S07.E12

Bride & Doom: It's Both Our Faults, For Sure

The couples return for one last check-in with the experts. Which manage to convince the audience that they don't pray daily that death might them part? 2017.08.03S05.E17

Again With This Mini: L.A. Swap Meet

Trading Bev Niners for Melrose Placeicans. 2017.08.03

Why Are The Beverly Hills, 90210 Visual Aids Acting So Erratic?

If we had to guess, it's because Candyman is looming over us as we collect the most important visuals from S07.E11! 2017.07.31S07.E11

Again With This: Haven't You Ever Had A Bad Day?

David smashes a glass and gets sent to the psych ward for some tough talk from Dr. Candyman. 2017.07.31S07.E11

Bride & Doom: You Would Divorce Me?

Decision Day finally arrives. Which of the experts' matches were actually expertly matched? 2017.07.27S05.E16

Show & Yell: Ne-Yo Makes A U-Turn Back To Hollywood Game Night

But is he driven to help civilians win money? 2017.07.27S05.E05

Again With This Mini: Who Are They Now?

Making educated guesses about what the show's characters are up to in the present day. 2017.07.27

Experience The Full Range Of Human Emotion In The Catfish Visual Aids

We've collected the most important imagery from 'Robin & Wayne'! 2017.07.26S06.E17

Two Old Hookers: He Must Work Out

The amount of bullshit Robin is willing to accept from Wayne may have something to do with how hot he is. 2017.07.26S06.E17

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