Tara Ariano

Writer, editor, and snack enthusiast Tara Ariano co-founded TelevisionWithoutPity.com and Fametracker.com before co-founding the site you're reading right now. She's also contributed to New York, The New York Times Magazine, The Awl, Slate, and Grantland, among many others. She lives in Los Angeles.

Typhoid Mary's Got Nothing On Cornelia Robertson

Cornelia's a talented heiress with a strong social conscience and a future as a lucha libre. Not bad! 2014.09.19S01.E06

'Just Raise Your Baby In The Most Natural Of Ways, And For Me, That Is Non-Vaxx Way'

Turns out Christian Axness's refusal to diaper her one-year-old daughter Eleanor is the least 'extreme' (reckless) decision she's made as a parent. Let's let her tell it! 2014.09.18S01.E06

Jenelle Gives Birth Again, Apparently Attended By Ghosts?

Hey, if you had facilitated this un-blessed event, you wouldn't want your face on TV either. 2014.09.18S05.E26

Finally, Someone Tells Sonya To Get Rid Of That Ugly Jacket

It HAD to be said. Too bad the advice comes from someone whose advice on fashion -- or anything else -- Sonya is likely to ignore. 2014.09.17S02.E11

Can We Get Another Two Hours With Just Vaughn And His Exes?

And other not-so-burning questions about the Married At First Sight reunion special. 2014.09.17S01.E11

Being Psychically Linked To A Supernatural Egg Has A Downside?!

As Melanie's Eggitis continues to sap her strength, Barbie remembers he's her brother and goes to extreme measures to fix her. 2014.09.16S02.E12

Let There Be Light (After The Electric Company Confirms The Masters Clinic Actually Did Pay Its Bill)

Though the lights briefly do go out at the office, all the characters make up for it by engaging in some pretty illuminating conversations. YES, PUN INTENDED. 2014.09.14S02.E10

Is An Unwanted Pregnancy Worse Than A Kidney Cyst?

We're counting down the physical ailments of the latest The Knick from least to most terrible! (And in answer to the question posed by the headline: yes.) 2014.09.12S01.E05

Billy Eichner Makes His Late Show D├ębut

Good thing David Letterman loves getting screamed at! 2014.09.12

'Sex Is Just Another Way That People Are Sharing Energy Together. It's A Hug That Involves Our Genitals.'

Feminist 'adult performer' Madison talks about sex with her two-year-old daughter Emma both frankly and constantly. Madison's husband is not okay with it, nor is the actual, literal Annie Sprinkle. But let's let everyone speak for themselves! 2014.09.11S01.E05

'I'm Sorry, But One Does NOT Side With Farrah Over Tyler And Catelynn. One Simply Does Not.'

Our experts Stephanie Green and Tara Ariano break down the second half of Couples Therapy's first-ever reunion 'special.' 2014.09.11

Leah's And Chelsea's Exes Make Them Want To Tear Their Hair Out!

Or maybe Tara just wishes they would, because yikes. 2014.09.11S05.E25

Battle Of The Andys Buckley

One's a paper-company executive. The other's a not-totally-legal GP (where the 'G' stands for 'gangster'). Which comes out ahead? 2014.09.10S02.E10