Tara Ariano

Writer, editor, and snack enthusiast Tara Ariano co-founded TelevisionWithoutPity.com and Fametracker.com before co-founding the site you're reading right now. She's also contributed to New York, The New York Times Magazine, The Awl, Slate, and Grantland, among many others. She lives on the Big Island of Hawaii.

Dressed In Holiday Style

The TV characters we most want to go holiday shopping with, and why. 2017.12.12

Drunk History: TV Episode Edition

Using the boozy narrative's powers on notorious hours of television. 2017.12.11

Weep Like A Soap Opera Diva Over The Beverly Hills, 90210 Visual Aids

We've collected the most important imagery from 'Senior Week'! 2017.12.11S07.E30

We're Not Going To Have A Family Because I Can't Give You One

Kelly's relief at not being pregnant this time is quickly replaced by heartbreak that she might not get pregnant ever (and that the cat butt mouth line will end with her). 2017.12.11S07.E30

Costumes By Lisa Frank

Farting rainbows onto TV's most dourly dressed shows. 2017.12.08

Plan Beatriz

How Brooklyn Nine-Nine's Stephanie can change other shows. 2017.12.07

And We Might See Them Again

Proposing spinoffs for one-and-done characters we weren't quite done with. 2017.12.07

The Quest To Care About Knightfall

First-time guest Jim Durr on History's new Knights Templar drama, plus Futurama for the Canon and a theme-song victory! 2017.12.06

Everything About This City Makes Me Gay

Our cast goes back to 1912 to try to convince us that things may seem bad, but they used to be worse? 2017.12.05S09.E07

The Beverly Hills, 90210 Visual Aids Are Talking To You About Death

The sweet icy relief of which you will long for after peeping all the most important snapshots from S07.E29. 2017.12.04S07.E29

Is There Ever A Right Time?

Kelly might be pregnant, and Brandon might be more of a feminist than he was when he was dating Susan. 2017.12.04S07.E29

It's Dances With Wolves...And Deer And Cows And One Very Slow Armadillo

This time, Will's controlling which clients Grace takes on and how she designs their spaces. Is Will going to relax soon? 2017.11.30S01.E04

Major Barbaras

Writing fanfic about the Barbara who killed Brandon's car. 2017.11.30

Bundle Up For A Wintry Round Of TV Forcenings

Daniel MacEachern joins Dave and Tara for our latest forcenings. Who gets snowed? 2017.11.29

Never Mind, The Beverly Hills, 90210 Visual Aids Don't Wanna Hear About It

All the most important moments from the Trashomon retcon of S07.E28! 2017.11.27S07.E28

Great, You Can't Go Through With It

Even when David takes Donna to The Big Easy, she isn't. 2017.11.27S07.E28

Gay, Straight, Bi, Thai: They Don't Like Change

Grace's plans for a giant, luxurious bathroom may not survive the challenge by Will (and his control issues). 2017.11.23S01.E03

Freakier Friday

Imagining a world in which the Walsh twins' crap starts coming out each other's faces. 2017.11.23

Give Thanks For Another All-FMK Episode Of Extra Hot Great

Kevin O'Keeffe and Kim Reed join us to consider a cornucopia of filthy/nuptial/murderous scenarios! 2017.11.22

Replace BLANK

Adding a dash of Charles Nelson Reilly to the shows that need him most. 2017.11.21

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