Stephanie Green

Frozen yogurt devotee and compulsive knitter Stephanie Green recently left a career in the law to become a writer. Now she writes novels and blogs at StephanieEarlyGreen.com. Her work has been published in Narrative Magazine, and she has blogged about weddings, health, fitness, and beauty for The Washingtonian and Broke Girl's Guide. She's based in Washington, DC.

Would Married At First Sight's Sonia Be Better Off Divorced Than Married To A Guy With Nick's Terrible Taste In Bracelets?

What are Nick and Sonia fighting for, anyway? And other questions sparked by 'To Love And To Cherish'! 2016.10.05S04.E11

Bachelor In Paradise Takes Several Knees In The Season Finale

Some of the remaining couples end up engaged! But who were this season's ultimate winners and losers? 2016.09.06S03.E11

Just Like A Tattoo, We'll Always Have Bachelor In Paradise!

Some people make good decisions (like leaving) and others make less-good decisions (like getting matching tattoos). Who ranked the best this week? 2016.09.06S03.E10

Turds Learn To Surf On Bachelor In Paradise!

The contestants surf, cry, and scheme! Who ranks worst? 2016.08.30S03.E09

Ashley Finally Moves On (To An Even More Elevated Plane of Crazy) On Bachelor In Paradise

Just when Jared thinks he has slipped the Ashley I. yoke, she comes roaring back with more mayhem. How did all the other players rank this week? 2016.08.29S03.E08

On Bachelor In Paradise, Ashley I. Releases The Metaphorical, Backstabbing Kraken

Ashley I. tries her darnedest to get Jared to dump Caila, while other contestants variously sweat it out in a 'rebirth' ceremony, make out in the rain, and tearfully storm off camera. Who fares the worst in the week's second episode? 2016.08.23S03.E07

Bachelor In Paradise Takes Its Booze On A Cruise And Things Get Pretty Gross

Things devolve even further in paradise when several cast members take to the open seas. Who ranked the best and worst this week? 2016.08.23S03.E06

Bachelor In Paradise Lets Its Ashley I. Flag Fly (Again)!

Ashley is back, and she's sobbier than ever. Who ranked the best and the worst in the week's second episode? 2016.08.16S03.E05

Bachelor In Paradise Finally Unites The Two Most Boring Individuals On Television For A Stultifying Romance!

Jared and Caila fall in 'love,' while others just get drunk. How did the contestants rank this week? 2016.08.16S03.E04

Bachelor In Paradise Is Chad To The Bone!

We're ranking the players in Paradise! Spoiler: EVERYONE IS TERRIBLE. 2016.08.02S03.E01

The Bachelorette Says 'Phuket' And Picks A Guy!

JoJo gets her man, FINALLY. Can we all go home now? 2016.08.01S12.E11

The Bachelorette's Men Tell All (Now, With More Chad!)

CHAD IS BACK AND THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS RIGHT NOW. 2016.07.26S12.E10

The Bachelorette Thais Her Wagon To Two Boring Stars!

JoJo brings her dudes to Thailand for zero Thai stuff, but plenty of overnight action. 2016.07.26S12.E09

The Bachelorette Visited Aaron Rodgers's Hometown, And All She Got Was This Stupid Brother

JoJo is visiting the remaining four guys' hometowns and ranking them by worthiness of their families. Who will prevail? 2016.07.18S12.E08

The Bachelorette Almost Engages In Sexual Inter-Horse!

JoJo and the men bond with a lovely horse, drink grape-foot juice, and pig out on fries. 2016.07.11S12.E07

The Bachelorette Gets Messi In Argentina!

JoJo takes the dudes to Argentina for awkward three-way tango, awkward soccer, and awkward performance art! It's awkward! 2016.06.27S12.E06

The Bachelorette Goes Sand-Bo(a)r(d)ing In Uruguay!

JoJo and her men head to Uruguay, where they experience zero aspects of Uruguayan culture! 2016.06.21S12.E05

EHG Mini: The Ticket

Matching up TV characters to run on a presidential ticket. 2016.06.20

EHG Mini: Hamm It Up or HAMM!

Adapting TV series as Jon Hamm vehicles. 2016.06.17

EHG Mini: The New Review

Sentencing -- er, assigning! -- Review-style reviews to fellow panelists. 2016.06.16