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The Sexy Getting Ready Song vs. Chicago Sunroof

It's some nasty-ass patriarchal bullshit vs. a brutal automotive own! 2017.04.20

EHG Mini: Re-Reunited

Choosing scripted shows that deserve reality TV-style reunions. 2017.04.19

Queequeg vs. The Sexy Getting Ready Song

It's a precocious pup vs. some nasty-ass patriarchal bullshit! 2017.04.19

EHG Mini: Okay, Who’s Going To Clean This Up?

Assigning maid duty to the appropriate TV people. 2017.04.18

Queequeg vs. A Large File Transfer

It's a precocious pup vs. old school data transmission! 2017.04.18

EHG Mini: Stardate 50 Years From Now

Predicting which almost-cancelled show of our time is destined to be a megafrenchise for generations to come. 2017.04.17

Queequeg vs. Hating Jordan Schlansky

It's a precocious pup vs. Conan's low tolerance for his associate producer! 2017.04.17

The Sesame Street Martians vs. Queequeg

It's yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip vs. a precocious pup! 2017.04.16

The Fawlty Towers Sign vs. The Sesame Street Martians

It's a neglected and vandalized sign vs. yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip! 2017.04.15

EHG Mini: Citation Needed

Taking a tour through the Extra Hot Great soundboard! 2017.04.14

Six-Drink Amy vs. The Fawlty Towers Sign

It's the definitive stages of drunkenness vs. a neglected and vandalized sign! 2017.04.14

EHG Mini: FMK V: The Final F-Tier

Answering the world's toughest TV question -- who gets f---ed, who gets married, and who gets killed -- for a fifth time. 2017.04.13

Grover's Disco ABCs vs. Six-Drink Amy

It's poor disco conditioning vs. the definitive stages of drunkenness! 2017.04.13

EHG 152: If It Please The Court: Better Call Saul

Jeff Drake returns to argue motions about the legal dramedy's third-season premiere! 2017.04.12

Grover's Disco ABCs vs. One Body

It's poor disco conditioning vs. Deadwood's grand unified theory! 2017.04.12

EHG Mini: Kiss My Grits

Adding some darkness to wholesome shows. 2017.04.11

Grover's Disco ABCs vs. The Best ThreatDown Ever

It's poor disco conditioning vs. the menace of a happiness epidemic! 2017.04.11


Dancing With The Fictional Stars attempts to improve the original. 2017.04.10

Grover's Disco ABCs vs. Coffee and Contemplation

It's poor disco conditioning vs. what mornings are for! 2017.04.10

'You Rang?' vs. Grover's Disco ABCs

It's Lurch's response vs. poor disco conditioning! 2017.04.09


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