Julian Ambler

Julian Ambler currently lives in New York where he aspires to be a copy-writer for the J. Peterman catalog. He currently writes for Condé Nast Publications. Julian comes in S, M, L, and XL.

'Tis The Season To Commit Murder

Last night's Elementary featured a string of crimes sharing a piece of seasonal evidence: nutmeg. Julian made a list (and checked it twice) of other murderous ways to celebrate the season. 2014.12.12S03.E07

Good Night, Sweet Pricks

We say a final goodbye to a show that devolved from Hamlet on motorcycles to a live-action Ed Hardy t-shirt. 2014.12.10S07.E13

The End Is Nigh

In Sons Of Anarchy's penultimate episode, loose ends are getting tied up. Mostly with murder. 2014.12.02S07.E12

Nero Perfect Performance

Jimmy Smits is so good in this week's episode. Also, Jax knows that Gemma killed Tara, blah blah blah. But mostly: Smits killed it. 2014.11.18S07.E11

The Right To Bare Ass

The gang reels from a member's death with a lot of shots of their nude tuchises. 2014.11.11S07.E10

What About Bob?

To get Bobby back, SAMCRO submits to August Marks. 2014.11.05S07.E09

The Sons Of An-ARRRR-chy

A key character loses an eye, so it's obvious that Sons is just a modern retelling of Captain Hook's origin story. 2014.10.28S07.E08

The Best Laid Plans Of Motorcycle Men

With Juice back and a gang war underway, it's finally time to see if Jax's plans are gonna pay off. 2014.10.21S07.E07

The Prodigal Son Returns

And Lea Michele shows up for what appears to be no reason at all. 2014.10.14S07.E06

Who Snitched?

The Sons deal with the consequences of their actions, but who's really to blame? Whoever snitched. 2014.10.07S07.E05

Genderqueers Of Androgyny

Marilyn Manson and Walton Goggins's transgender character return for an episode that asks the big questions about sexual identity. 2014.09.30S07.E04

1-9ers And Racist One-Liners

More ho-hum violence is briefly alleviated by an exciting guest star! 2014.09.23S07.E03


How Sons-y is Jax's crazy campaign against Lin? 2014.09.16S07.E02

The Saw Movies Of Anarchy

Everything you need to know about the torture-heavy, Marilyn Manson-infused two-hour premiere. 2014.09.09S07.E01

Hello? Anybody Out There?

A feral man chained up in a box talks about the events of The Bridge, and also a lot about FX's Tyrant. 2014.08.28S02.E08

Pony Fail

Richard Schiff dons a fake ponytail on Murder In The First, but why? 2014.07.08S01.E05

Turf War

Chefs channel their inner high schoolers when teamed up in the Partner Challenge! 2014.07.08S07.E05

Battle Of The Root Canals (Geddit?)

Louie and Fargo both cast Stephen Root as dentists, but which DDS takes your insurance? 2014.06.17S01.E09

Holy Mole-y

How many Elementary elements are there in this finale about a double agent in MI6? 2014.05.16S02.E24

Next On Hannibal: Mason Verger Grows Mustache, Twirls It

Michael Pitt's Mason Verger is nearly exploding with villainous affectations. Julian runs down the most egregious. 2014.05.10S02.E11

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