Jordan Veilleux

Jordan Veilleux is a freelance writer that also contributes to Beamly. Originally from Connecticut and an early adopter of The Real Housewives franchise, he specializes in women on the verge of a nervous breakdown.

Dorinda Sticks With (Diet) Coke, Still Ruins Ramona's Party Anyway On The Real Housewives Of New York City

She isn't drinking martinis tonight in case she confronts Sonja. How's she doing? Not well, bitch! 2017.04.27S09.E04

The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills 'Glomps' It All Together In Part 3 Of The Reunion

A furious death rattle of an episode, in which everyone's doing The Most. 2017.04.26S07.E22

Ramona Throws Some Punches Before Her Party On The Real Housewives Of New York City

This week's trip to the Hamptons doesn't quite go as planned. 2017.04.20S09.E03

Kim Richards Wins Part 2 Of The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills Reunion By A Hare

In returning a gift, Kim finally gets the credit she deserves. 2017.04.19S07.E20

Part 3 Of The Vanderpump Rules Reunion Is All About 'Shay'me

After months of estrangement, Scheana and Shay are finally face to face to cameras. 2017.04.17S05.E24

Tinsley Joins The Real Housewives Of New York City And Tries To Get Back On Top

Find out whether she does or not in this week's rankings. (Spoiler: she's right, being an 'It Girl' doesn't happen overnight.) 2017.04.13S09.E02

Erika Plays Doubles Without A Partner In Part 1 Of The RHOBH Reunion

Does she score enough points to come out ahead in this week's rankings? 2017.04.12S07.E19

Part 2 Of The Vanderpump Rules Reunion Suffers The Sophomore Slump

Stassi's brother Nikolai stops by to stop everything, and Lala exits stage left for good. 2017.04.10S05.E23

The Real Housewives Of New York City Returns For Season 9 With A Little Nancy Drew

Find out who's in the penthouse and who's in the doghouse. 2017.04.06S09.E01

Eden Comes From Her Truth And P.K. Comes For Everyone On The RHOBH Finale

Let's see how the women of Beverly Hills fared in their final showing. 2017.04.05S07.E18

Erika Apologizes To Eileen On RHOBH

After the dinner interrupted by her outburst and cocaine is treated with retail therapy, of course. Goodbye, Hong Kong. We hardly knew you. 2017.03.29S07.E17

Was The Vanderpump Rules Walk Down The Aisle Worth The Season-Long Wait?

And other dumb but important questions, like: Why didn't Katie throw her bouquet? 2017.03.27S05.E21

The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills Don't Know What Erika Goes Through

Well, everyone's about to find out! Brace for impact. 2017.03.22S07.E16

Was This Vanderpump Rules Wedding Sponsored By MillerCoors?

And other dumb but important questions, like why hasn't anyone prepared their vows? 2017.03.20S05.E20

It's A Sixth Sense, Not A Pill Addiction On RHOBH

The trip to Hong Kong to stop Yulin turns into a very, very different fight. 2017.03.15S07.E15

Will Tom's Check For The Vanderpump Rules Wedding Bounce?

And other dumb but important questions, like what is Lisa doing on that horse? 2017.03.13S05.E19

On RHOBH, Home Is Where Your Start Is

Erika heads back to Georgia; everyone else gets their ducks in a row before Hong Kong. 2017.03.09S07.E14

Vanderpump Rules Goes For 'Salivating-ly Salacious'

It's time for the sexy unique restaurant's annual photo shoot! So why is the episode that surrounds it so mild? 2017.03.06S05.E18

Lisa Rinna Won't Let RHOBH Dessert Her

Sorry, Carnie Wilson. This week's focus is confessions, not confections. 2017.03.01S07.E13