Jordan Veilleux

Jordan Veilleux is a freelance writer that also contributes to Beamly. Originally from Connecticut and an early adopter of The Real Housewives franchise, he specializes in women on the verge of a nervous breakdown.

Vanderpump Rules Cordially Invites You To Katie's Bridal Shower

Plus: Kristen gets the last laugh at the Improv, and James decides to tell everyone about the non-disclosure agreements! 2017.01.16S05.E11

Break Out The Rosé Magnum, It's A Super-Sized Vanderpump Rules

Stop! It's too much! We're going to be hung over tomorrow from this backdoor Summer House pilot. 2017.01.09S05.E10

When Club One Opens, Another Real Housewives Of Atlanta Relationship Closes

Plus Kandi unveils a new sex toy and her latest beef at her annual Bedroom Kandi convention! 2017.01.09S09.E09

The New 'Cool Ranch' Flavor Is Saving RHOBH

Dorit's rubbing everyone the wrong way and working wonders. 2017.01.04S07.E04

Two Separate Birthdays Bring Everything Together On Vanderpump Rules

Trading WeHo for the lighter locales of Sonoma County and Montauk, this week finally SURves up something good. 2017.01.02S05.E09

Porsha Defends Phaedra, But Kandi Has A Stronger Case On RHOA

Porsha sticks up for her bosom buddy, but she's no lawyer. Meanwhile, Kandi might have a defamation suit for one! 2017.01.02S09.E08

The Escape Room's Easy, But Feminism's Hard For RHOBH

They can work together to escape a room, but this season's falling prey to the doldrums. What gives? 2016.12.28S07.E04

Vanderpump Rules Deals With Family Ties And Tea Towel Wedding Invitations

The season's most consistent episode sadly finds the SURvers table setting. 2016.12.26S05.E08

A Joint Birthday Gets Co-Opted On Vanderpump Rules

The only thing Mike and Carter get on their birthday is second billing as the women of VDPR face-off; SURprise! 2016.12.20S05.E07

Kandi And Phaedra Just Can't Make It Work On RHOA

But hey, neither can anyone else. There might not be any closure this week, but there's plenty of shade! 2016.12.19S09.E07

Steve Saves The B-Day On Fuller House

It's DJ's birthday in S02.E10, and Steve's the gift that keeps on giving. 2016.12.15S02.E10

I Am An Old-Fashioned Donut, Here To Make The Most Out Of Fuller House's Crummy Situation

My kind made people sick, but in S02.E09, we also brought them closer together. 2016.12.15S02.E09

The Pulse Shooting Changes The Pride Parade's Course On Vanderpump Rules

The busiest, most fun day of the year becomes the saddest for Lisa and her SURvers. 2016.12.13S05.E06

Kandi Reveals Her Menu And Matt Reveals His True Colors On RHOA

Kandi narrows down her menu while Mama Joyce and Matt blow the F up! 2016.12.12S09.E06

Turns Out Richard Was The Glue That Held Gilmore Girls Together

Jordan isn't a crackpot; he just thinks that, without the patriarch, the reboot and its characters are the worse for wear. 2016.12.09

The Vanderpump Rules DJ Spins More Yarns Than Records This Week

Meanwhile, the soon-to-be married couple turns off cruise control and heads for disaster. 2016.12.06S05.E05

Phaedra Gets A Hand Grenade And Matt's Birthday Bombs On The Real Housewives Of Atlanta

There's also a DUI, sensual massage, and the Democratic National Convention, because duh. 2016.12.05S09.E05

Divorce Is Way More Interesting Than Westworld

Jordan Veilleux's not a crackpot. He just thinks a so-so comedy about divorce is better than another show divorced from reality. 2016.12.02

Vanderpump Rules Plays Its DJ-In-Residence Out

Meanwhile, the other SURvers put on shows of their own. 2016.11.29S05.E04