Jordan Veilleux

Jordan Veilleux is a freelance writer. An early adopter of The Real Housewives franchise, he hails from Connecticut and specializes in women on the verge of a nervous breakdown.

The RHONYC Touch Down In Mexico Like A Swarm Of Locusts

This angry, drunken blob of a trip is shaping up to be among The Real Housewives' best. 2017.07.20S09.E16

Why Is Tinsley So Bad At Dating On RHONYC?

This week's 'Oil And Vinegar' episode needs a bit more seasoning; salt, lime, and tequila would help. Still, Jordan Veilleux has some questions! 2017.07.13S09.E15

The Real Housewives Of New York City Is Fluffy On Top, Icy On The Bottom

This week's ski trip keeps changing course and pulling off incredible tricks. Jordan Veilleux's got questions! 2017.07.06S09.E14

Bethenny's Meals Feature Sides Of Daddy And Anger Issues On RHONYC

Find out who's the biggest mess in this week's rankings. 2017.06.29S09.E13

Is Ramona RHONYC's Coolest Mom?

Or, like, a regular mom? And how was Luann's wedding? Find out in this week's rankings! 2017.06.15S09.E11

Was Jill Zarin's Return To The Real Housewives Of New York City Worth The Wait?

And other questions that itch and burn like crazy! 2017.06.08S09.E10

The Impeachment Drum Is Banging On House Of Cards

And (almost) everyone's swapping dance partners in S05.E11; Jordan Veilleux ranks the pairs! 2017.06.06S05.E11

Jane Davis Isn't Interested In The Underwoods' House Of Cards

She's playing a different game, and keeping her cards close to the vest. 2017.06.05S05.E10

The Berkshires Continue To Be The Best Thing About RHONYC

Luann gets her shrug on and Ramona officially cracks. This is fine. 2017.06.01S09.E09

It's Christmas In The Berkshires On RHONYC

Dorinda hosts everyone at her haunted estate; Tom and Luann are the gifts that just keep giving! 2017.05.25S09.E08

The Devil's In The Details On RHONYC

This week's episode is the Sistine Chapel of banality. And yes, this season's about Tom, too. 2017.05.18S09.E07

When Did The Real Housewives Of New York City Get So Gross?

And other questions raised by this week's slight but bonkers episode. 2017.05.11S09.E06

Dorinda Sticks With (Diet) Coke, Still Ruins Ramona's Party Anyway On The Real Housewives Of New York City

She isn't drinking martinis tonight in case she confronts Sonja. How's she doing? Not well, bitch! 2017.04.27S09.E04

The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills 'Glomps' It All Together In Part 3 Of The Reunion

A furious death rattle of an episode, in which everyone's doing The Most. 2017.04.26S07.E22

Ramona Throws Some Punches Before Her Party On The Real Housewives Of New York City

This week's trip to the Hamptons doesn't quite go as planned. 2017.04.20S09.E03

Kim Richards Wins Part 2 Of The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills Reunion By A Hare

In returning a gift, Kim finally gets the credit she deserves. 2017.04.19S07.E20

Part 3 Of The Vanderpump Rules Reunion Is All About 'Shay'me

After months of estrangement, Scheana and Shay are finally face to face to cameras. 2017.04.17S05.E24

Tinsley Joins The Real Housewives Of New York City And Tries To Get Back On Top

Find out whether she does or not in this week's rankings. (Spoiler: she's right, being an 'It Girl' doesn't happen overnight.) 2017.04.13S09.E02

Erika Plays Doubles Without A Partner In Part 1 Of The RHOBH Reunion

Does she score enough points to come out ahead in this week's rankings? 2017.04.12S07.E19

Part 2 Of The Vanderpump Rules Reunion Suffers The Sophomore Slump

Stassi's brother Nikolai stops by to stop everything, and Lala exits stage left for good. 2017.04.10S05.E23

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