Jordan Veilleux

Jordan Veilleux is a freelance writer that also contributes to Beamly. Originally from Connecticut and an early adopter of The Real Housewives franchise, he specializes in women on the verge of a nervous breakdown.

Stassi's Just One Of The Many Who Aren't Handling The Bachelor/ette Parties Well On Vanderpump Rules

Hurricane TomKat touches down in New Orleans, leaving devastation in its wake. 2017.02.13S05.E15

The Real Housewives Of Atlanta Confront Snakes And Lesbians In The Wilderness

The women are using the weekend to get closer. But not, like, that close, Kandi. 2017.02.13S09.E13

A Crapstorm Threatens Kyle's Trip To Mexico On RHOBH

Finally, the truth comes out about Lisa RinnUGH. 2017.02.08S07.E10

Scheana Helps Katie's Latest Bridal Shower Go Awry On Vanderpump Rules

It's a slow week for the SURvers until Scheana takes the initiative and initiates a stomp-off. 2017.02.06S05.E14

It's An Interesting Spin On Vanderpump Rules

The SURvers bring an assortment of issues to the table, with mixed results. 2017.01.30S05.E13

Porsha Brings A Doctor's Note Glamping On The Real Housewives Of Atlanta

This week's less in the woods than in the weeds. 2017.01.30S09.E12

RinnUGH's Got Baggage And Cool Ranch Throws A Party On RHOBH

It's P.K.'s birthday and, almost, Kim's intervention in this week's episode. Plus: Boy George! 2017.01.25S07.E07

Jax Gets Roasted On Vanderpump Rules

Find out whether the birthday meatloaf is undercooked or cooked to perfection in this week's rankings. 2017.01.23S05.E12

The Real Housewives Of Atlanta Becomes The Real Housewives Of Michigan As Phaedra And Kenya Head To Flint

Phaedra's mission to help the children of Flint also does a lot for the show. 2017.01.23S09.E11

Lisa Rinna Embraces Her Snake Skin On RHOBH

And in one move no one saw coming this week, Erika Girardi brings Erika Jayne (and Kyle) to Mykonos! 2017.01.18S07.E07

Vanderpump Rules Cordially Invites You To Katie's Bridal Shower

Plus: Kristen gets the last laugh at the Improv, and James decides to tell everyone about the non-disclosure agreements! 2017.01.16S05.E11

Break Out The Rosé Magnum, It's A Super-Sized Vanderpump Rules

Stop! It's too much! We're going to be hung over tomorrow from this backdoor Summer House pilot. 2017.01.09S05.E10

When Club One Opens, Another Real Housewives Of Atlanta Relationship Closes

Plus Kandi unveils a new sex toy and her latest beef at her annual Bedroom Kandi convention! 2017.01.09S09.E09

The New 'Cool Ranch' Flavor Is Saving RHOBH

Dorit's rubbing everyone the wrong way and working wonders. 2017.01.04S07.E04

Two Separate Birthdays Bring Everything Together On Vanderpump Rules

Trading WeHo for the lighter locales of Sonoma County and Montauk, this week finally SURves up something good. 2017.01.02S05.E09

Porsha Defends Phaedra, But Kandi Has A Stronger Case On RHOA

Porsha sticks up for her bosom buddy, but she's no lawyer. Meanwhile, Kandi might have a defamation suit for one! 2017.01.02S09.E08

The Escape Room's Easy, But Feminism's Hard For RHOBH

They can work together to escape a room, but this season's falling prey to the doldrums. What gives? 2016.12.28S07.E04