Heather Cocks and Jessica Morgan wrote The Royal We, a best-selling novel about an American marrying into the UK royal family, long before Prince Harry got the idea. (You’re welcome, sir.) They've covered the bad celebrity fashion, including what the royals wear, since 2004 on their website Go Fug Yourself. They live in Los Angeles, they still eat carbs, and they do not do juice cleanses. You can find them on Twitter @fuggirls, on Instagram @fuggirls; they're also on Instagram individually as @hcocks and @msmorganzola.