The Fug Girls

Heather Cocks and Jessica Morgan wrote The Royal We, a best-selling novel about an American marrying into the UK royal family, long before Prince Harry got the idea. (You’re welcome, sir.) They've covered the bad celebrity fashion, including what the royals wear, since 2004 on their website Go Fug Yourself. They live in Los Angeles, they still eat carbs, and they do not do juice cleanses. You can find them on Twitter @fuggirls, on Instagram @fuggirls; they're also on Instagram individually as @hcocks and @msmorganzola.

Season 2 Of The Crown Takes A Bow

And we finally get a real, emotional conversation between Philip and Elizabeth. 2017.12.22S02.E10

Prepare Yourselves, Because The Crown S02.E09 Is Going To Make You Want to Hug Prince Charles

And punch Prince Philip, the Puke of Edinburgh knew that. 2017.12.21S02.E09

The Kennedys Come To Town In The Crown S02.E08

And Elizabeth is just the tiniest bit jealous. 2017.12.18S02.E08

It's Holy Matri-moan-y In The Crown S02.E07

And only some of it is sexual; the rest is MAN PAIN. Of course. 2017.12.18S02.E07

The Crown S02.E06 Is The Episode About Nazis

You knew it was coming. 2017.12.13S02.E06

Extra, Extra! Man Forces Queen To Rethink Herself In The Crown S02.E05!

A challenge from a newspaper columnist makes everyone think about refreshing the monarchy, and Elizabeth refreshes her hairstyle. 2017.12.12S02.E05

Drop Everything! Matthew Goode Has Arrived In The Crown S02.E04

And apparently smoking is sexy again. 2017.12.12S02.E04

The League Of Extraordinary Facial Hair Visits S02.E03 Of The Crown

The mustaches of Buckingham Palace finally become a plot point, Terrible Mike gets his terrible due, Philip gets his title, and Elizabeth mostly gets the short end of the sceptre. 2017.12.11S02.E03

Infidelitus Interruptus Is Inflicted Upon The Crown S02.E02

In which Prince Philip goes on emotional walkabout, and also makes terrible facial-hair choices. 2017.12.11S02.E02

It's More Like 'Rule Snitannia' In The Season 2 Premiere Of The Crown

We rejoin the Windsors with everyone in a rotten mood -- and, strangely, Philip's billowing exercise pants are not the cause. 2017.12.08S02.E01


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