Eve Batey

Eve Batey's a co-founding writer of SFist.com, a former deputy managing editor of the San Francisco Chronicle, the founder of the San Francisco Appeal, the co-proprietor of Slow News Day, and a dogsitter.

Empire Lards The Bard

Empire REALLY wants you to describe this episode as 'Shakespearean.' 2016.04.06S02.E12

Everyone On iZombie Has A Terrible Plan

Bad decisions abound in the penultimate episode of iZombie's second season. 2016.04.06S02.E17

Putting The 'Ho-Ho-Ho' In Hoarders

One hoarder thinks she's Mrs. Claus; the other just wants to give her grandkids a home. 2016.04.03S08.E16

Who Will Last The Full 60 Days In?

Ranking our fauxmates from most to least viable. 2016.04.01S01.E05

Empire Puts The Lyons In The Same Den

Well, most of them, anyway. 2016.03.30S02.E11

At Long Last, The Good Wife Starts To Make Some Moves

'It's about time' doesn't even begin to address it. 2016.03.28S07.E18

Hoarders Tries To Clear Away The Grief

Can our hoarders learn that stuff won't fill the void loved ones leave behind? 2016.03.27S08.E15

The Good Wife's Got All Hands On Deck

Is there any opponent Alicia can't beat off? 2016.03.21S07.E17

Hoarders Goes To The Dogs (And The Birds, Mice, And Roaches)

What do a SoCal nurse and a gay guy from Georgia have in common? Pets! And hoarding. 2016.03.20S08.E14

On The Walking Dead, Ladies Get In Free

For the female of the species is more deadly than the male. 2016.03.14S06.E13

Hoarders Has Got It In The Bag

One hoarder has never met a 'reusable' shopper he didn't like; the other must get a sweet discount on American's favorite tote. 2016.03.13S08.E13

Should You Let Damien Give You The Mark Of The Beast?

Or will it take all the hounds of Hell to make you watch the Devil's son work out his daddy issues? 2016.03.07S01.E01

Hoarders Makes A Study In Contrasts

One sells tea to make you pee, another stockpiles bottles of urine. Someone get these two together! 2016.03.06S08.E12

Should You Move In With The Family?

Do you have room on your DVR for yet another abducted child drama? 2016.03.03S01.E01

iZombie's Book Of Revelation

Surprises abound and makers are met. 2016.02.24S02.E14

The X-Files Limps To The Finish Line

There's filler, and then there's FILLER. 2016.02.23S10.E06

The X-Files Takes A Trip To Texas

When a terrorist needs a mind meld, Mulder's ready to take one ('shroom) for the team. 2016.02.15S10.E05

iZombie Wants Your Love, Or At Least Your Likes

Liv's star turns into a heart when she meets her new squeeze's mom. 2016.02.10S02.E12

I'm Stuck On X-Files, 'Cause X-Files Is Stuck On Me

Golem? Damn near killed 'em! 2016.02.08S10.E04

iZombie Gets Busy

When Liv eats the brain of an aspiring E. L. James, things get steamy. 2016.02.03S02.E11


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