Eve Batey

Eve Batey's a co-founding writer of SFist.com, a former deputy managing editor of the San Francisco Chronicle, the founder of the San Francisco Appeal, the co-proprietor of Slow News Day, and a dogsitter.

Should You Let Vivica's Black Magic Cast Its Spell On You?

Vivica A. Fox played a stripper in Independence Day, but now the poles are reversed. 2017.01.03S01.E01

Empire Makes -- And Breaks -- Some Deals

Empire's winter finale is chock full of surprises, double-crosses, and resolutions. 2016.12.14S03.E09

Should You Wish Upon A Star?

It's going to take more than wishes to make this thing worth watching. 2016.12.13S01.E01

Empire Wants To Remind You Of Showgirls

Except Showgirls somehow seems more realistic. 2016.12.07S03.E08

Empire Drops A Bombshell From Cookie's Past

...And finally explains why the Holloway sisters fight the way they do. 2016.11.30S03.E07

Jane The Virgin's Babies Come From The Strangest Places

Counting down the biggest surprises in Jane The Virgin's mid-season finale. 2016.11.28S03.E07

Should You Go Around The Way With Empire Star Taraji P. Henson's Memoir?

Taraji P. Henson lays bare her hardscrabble beginnings in a tale you might have heard once or twice before. 2016.11.18

Empire's Nudes Take 'Hack' To A New Level

Who knew that there were so many computer geniuses in the Lyons' social circle? 2016.11.16S03.E06

Which 60 Days In-Mate Has A Bun In The Oven?

And other toasty questions from the finale (or is it?) of 60 Days In. 2016.11.11S02.E14

Empire X Stream? More Like Empire X Scream!

The Lyons have a very public meltdown. Like, Times Square public. 2016.11.09S03.E05

Can The 60 Days In-mates Handle Life On The Outside?

As the program ends, certain burning questions remain. 2016.11.04S02.E13

Will The Clark County Jailkeepers Listen To The Released 60 Days In-mates?

...and several other questions that are desperate for freedom. 2016.10.28S02.E12

The Walking Dead Still Manages To Shock

As the show's big cliffhanger is resolved, Rick hangs on by a (literal) thread. 2016.10.24S07.E01

Did A 60 Days In-mate Just Freak Out Over Butt Acne?

And other itching and burning questions from this week's flesh-eating episode. 2016.10.21S02.E11

Should You Start Up With Project Runway: Fashion Startup?

Can you put lipstick (and earrings, and a kicky blouse) on a Shark? Should you? 2016.10.20S01.E01

Our 90 Day Fiances Face Some Inconvenient Truths

The bloom leaves the long-stemmed airport rose as our pack of affianced bozos hurtles toward their ostensible nuptials. 2016.10.17S04.E07

How Many Civil Rights Lawsuits Will This Week's 60 Days In Inspire?

And other feverish questions from this week's bottle-less bottle episode. 2016.10.14S02.E10

Empire Gets Operatic

La Bohème (and Antonio) get Cookie's juices flowing. 2016.10.13S03.E04

How Much Money Would You Win Playing Poker With The 60 Days Inmates?

And other hotter-than-coffee questions from the latest episode. 2016.10.07S02.E09

Guess Who's Coming To Empire

Will the sight of Mariah Carey's many leotards break the Lyons out of their misery? (Spoiler: no.) 2016.10.05S03.E03