David T. Cole

David is also known on the Internet as Glark. He doesn't write much because he's barely literate. He's old and like any respectable old man his hobby is photography. You can see his photos at his site.

American Horror Story's Truthful TV Title Cards

La la la LA la laaa. La la la LA la laaa. La la la LA la laaa. 2013.11.21

The Beards, You Wear, Your Forehead Wrinkles Just Give You Away. This Beard, You Wear It's... Un-a-beard-able!

Scandal busts out the worst attempt to make an old guy fifteen years younger in the history of television. 2013.11.15S03.E07

The Simpsons's Truthful TV Title Card

Another title card from a more honest place. 2013.11.14

Justified's Truthful TV Title Card

Another title card from a more honest place. 2013.11.07

The X-Files's Truthful TV Title Card

The Truthful TV Title Card is out there. 2013.10.31

Homeland's Truthful TV Title Card

Another title card from a more honest place. 2013.10.24

Wipeout's Truthful TV Title Card

Another title card from a more honest place. 2013.10.17

The Newsroom's Truthful TV Title Card

Another revised title card from a more honest place, just for Aaron Sorkin. 2013.10.10

The Further Adventures Of Monica From Litigation

The Good Wife's telecommuter ran into some troubles in the season premiere. Unfortunately, there is more to come. 2013.09.30S05.E01

New Girl's Truthful Title Card

Another title card from a more honest place. 2013.09.26

Steven Linder: The SMILEY Coyote

You've tried the rest: now try the one who seems the creepiest but is actually, probably, out of all your not-so-great options, the best. 2013.09.26S01.E12

Boardwalk Empire's Truthful Title Card

Another title card from a more honest place. 2013.09.19

Game Of Thrones's Truthful Title Card

Another title card from a more honest place. 2013.09.12

Who's Having A Revelation on Luther?

This is your revcap for the Series 3 finale. 2013.09.09S03.E04

Who's Having A Bad Day on Luther?

It's your badcap for S3E3. 2013.09.06S03.E03

Who's Happy With Whom on Luther?

Your S3E2 happycap. 2013.09.05S03.E02

Catfish's Truthful TV Title Card

Another title card from a more honest place. 2013.09.05

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