David T. Cole

David is also known on the Internet as Glark. He doesn't write much because he's barely literate. He's old and like any respectable old man his hobby is photography. You can see his photos at his site.

Networkworth

Ranking the TV networks of David T. Cole's choosing, from least to most useful. 2018.01.09

An Inter-Series Affair To Remember

Pairing characters in relationships we don't care for with superior partners from other shows. 2018.01.08

The East Wing

The Crown: American First Lady edition! 2018.01.05

Pyjama Jam

Populating our ideal slumber parties with TV characters. 2018.01.04

Reflecting On A New Season Of Black Mirror

Nick Rheinwald-Jones on the latest installment of Netflix's tech-thology series, plus a Master Of None Canon, and Game Time gets us in a state! 2018.01.03

O Canon-baum, O Canon-baum

We honor the gifts YOU give US by considering user-submitted Canon entries...as well as an, um, amazing pilot. 2017.12.27

TV Secret Santa

Picking the TV characters we'd like to shop for, and to have shop for us. 2017.12.22

Box Humbug

Imagining visits from Christmas ghosts for TV characters and personalities who need it most. 2017.12.21

The Extra Hot Great Besties

You challenged us to name our bests in a variety of categories. Challenge accepted! 2017.12.20

Big Screen To Small Screen 2017

Turning 2017 films into 2018 TV series. 2017.12.19

Fan Mail

Connecting mailable products to TV shows on the cancellation bubble. 2017.12.18

Showtime, Synergy!

Suggesting future shameless Disney crossovers for ABC to bring to our TV screens. 2017.12.15

Once Upon A Williamson

Suggesting the Dawson's Creek stars who should populate Kevin Williamson's new 'dark fairy tale.' 2017.12.14

Curtsying To The Crown

Heather Cocks and Jessica Morgan join us for a discussion of the classy (Season 2 of Netflix's royal drama) and crude (Syfy's Happy!). 2017.12.13

Dressed In Holiday Style

The TV characters we most want to go holiday shopping with, and why. 2017.12.12

Drunk History: TV Episode Edition

Using the boozy narrative's powers on notorious hours of television. 2017.12.11

Costumes By Lisa Frank

Farting rainbows onto TV's most dourly dressed shows. 2017.12.08

Plan Beatriz

How Brooklyn Nine-Nine's Stephanie can change other shows. 2017.12.07

The Quest To Care About Knightfall

First-time guest Jim Durr on History's new Knights Templar drama, plus Futurama for the Canon and a theme-song victory! 2017.12.06

Bundle Up For A Wintry Round Of TV Forcenings

Daniel MacEachern joins Dave and Tara for our latest forcenings. Who gets snowed? 2017.11.29

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