David T. Cole

David is also known on the Internet as Glark. He doesn't write much because he's barely literate. He's old and like any respectable old man his hobby is photography. You can see his photos at his site.

Solemn Wookiees In Red Slankets Holding Life-Affirming Glowing Eggs

No one wants to be here for the end of the Holiday Special except for Carrie Fisher who we assume is high on Life Day. 2017.09.15

Volcano Head Breaks Galactic Curfew To Stalk Dorothy Zbornak, Film At Always

Things get dark when Krelman decides Ackmena is his one true love after after she says six words to him. 2017.09.09

Boba Fett Is My Friend

The Holiday Special continues with the franchise introduction of everyone's favourite sarlacc snack! 2017.09.02

Use Your Illusion With The Great British Bake Off Cake Week Visual Aids!

The sky's the limit for a dozen new bakers as Series 8 kicks off! 2017.08.31S08.E01

Meet The New Network, Same As The Old Network, For Cake Week!

Apart from the judges, the biggest change with the show moving to Channel 4 is...nuffin'. 2017.08.31S08.E01

Getting Our Hands On The Defenders

Adam Grosswirth returns to talk about Netflix's Marvel superhero team-up! 2017.08.24

EHG Mini: Say D'Oh To Drugs

The worst cartoon pitchmen for an anti-drug campaign. 2017.08.22

Everyone Is In A Pissy Mood On The Star Wars Holiday Special

Also Jefferson Starship is having a concert with Dr. Manhattan's dong. 2017.08.18

EHG Mini: Fantasy Casting For The Butthurt Bro

Re-casting with ladies, and the sexist tweets that ensue. 2017.08.18

EHG Mini: Game Of Cameos

The next non-actors we hope to see on Game Of Thrones. 2017.08.17

We Say 'Good Night, Snuggles' On Our Epic All-FMK Episode

Jeff Drake returns to the podcast for an FMK of proportions so mythic, it blotted out the sun...and all our other regular segments. And Sarah's lunch. 2017.08.16

What To Do When Grandpa Itchy Is Self-Pleasuring In The Living Room

Will Hines joins Dave to discuss the state of the Wookiee VR porn industry. 2017.08.11

How To Teach A Wookiee To Cook Bantha Surprise

Plus hairy-chested Art Carney gets the Empire to -- at long last -- reveal its inherent anti-fishism! 2017.08.04

Chewbacca's Coming Home For The Holidays To...Lumpy

Adam Sternbergh and David T. Cole stress-test their fandom in the first fifteen minutes of the infamous Star Wars Holiday Special. 2017.07.28

Again With This Mini: Erica's 90210 FMK

Consigning characters to f---, marry, or be killed by us. 2017.06.22

Again With This: Is This Pizzazz Or What?

Tara's Single White Female-osity reaches the point where Kelly can no longer ignore it. 2017.05.18S06.E27

Again With This: I Just Need To Know Whether Or Not You Said Yes

Kelly faces a tough choice, and she chooses...well, you know. 2017.01.26S05.E30

Should You Set An Alarm For Timeless?

NBC's latest attempt at sci-fi sends experts back in time to make sure history doesn't get all screwed up. Is it worth an hour of your time? 2016.09.30S01.E01

Vote For The Best Star Trek Fantasy Draft Team!

The winner gets a DonorsChoose.org donation and some dilithium crystals! Boldly go vote today! 2016.07.26

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