David T. Cole

David is also known on the Internet as Glark. He doesn't write much because he's barely literate. He's old and like any respectable old man his hobby is photography. You can see his photos at his site.

France: Where They Added Lyrics To The A-Team Theme

You've heard it many times on Extra Hot Great: now here's the translated lyrics to The All-Risks Agency. Viva la stoopid! 2014.02.07

Oz's Truthful TV Title Card

UGHN! 2014.02.06

Saturday Night Live's Truthful TV Title Card

Another TV title card from a more honest place. 2014.01.30

Law & Order: Special Victims Unit's Truthful TV Title Card

Another title card from a more honest place. CHUNG! CHUNG! 2014.01.23

We Heart Retta

This moment from last night's Hollywood Game Night is another reason why. 2014.01.21S02.E03

Orphan Black's Truthful TV Title Card

Another title card from a more honest place. 2014.01.16

Scandal's Truthful TV Title Card

Another title card from a more honest place (not Washington D.C.) 2014.01.09

Scooby Doo's Truthful TV Title Card

Arother ritle card rom a rore ronest race! 2013.12.19

Family Feud's Truthful TV Title Card

Survey says: Another title card from a more honest place. 2013.12.12

Nashville's Truthful TV Title Card

Another title card from a more honest place. 2013.12.05

#PostAboutTV #HashtagCongestion

Dear Mister President, there are too many characters in on-air promotional hashtags. Please eliminate ten to twenty. I am not a crackpot. 2013.12.03

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.'s Truthful TV Title Card

Another title card from a more honest place 2013.11.27

These Are The Lyrics To The Magnum P.I. Theme Song

Pretty sure this is 100% legit. 2013.11.26

The Fart Faces of Hostages Special Edition

With inspirational quotes guaranteed to make you catch your second wind. 2013.11.26S01.E10

American Horror Story's Truthful TV Title Cards

La la la LA la laaa. La la la LA la laaa. La la la LA la laaa. 2013.11.21

The Beards, You Wear, Your Forehead Wrinkles Just Give You Away. This Beard, You Wear It's... Un-a-beard-able!

Scandal busts out the worst attempt to make an old guy fifteen years younger in the history of television. 2013.11.15S03.E07

The Simpsons's Truthful TV Title Card

Another title card from a more honest place. 2013.11.14

Justified's Truthful TV Title Card

Another title card from a more honest place. 2013.11.07

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