David T. Cole

David is also known on the Internet as Glark. He doesn't write much because he's barely literate. He's old and like any respectable old man his hobby is photography. You can see his photos at his site.

EHG Mini: Say D'Oh To Drugs

The worst cartoon pitchmen for an anti-drug campaign. 2017.08.22

Everyone Is In A Pissy Mood On The Star Wars Holiday Special

Also Jefferson Starship is having a concert with Dr. Manhattan's dong. 2017.08.18

EHG Mini: Fantasy Casting For The Butthurt Bro

Re-casting with ladies, and the sexist tweets that ensue. 2017.08.18

EHG Mini: Game Of Cameos

The next non-actors we hope to see on Game Of Thrones. 2017.08.17

We Say 'Good Night, Snuggles' On Our Epic All-FMK Episode

Jeff Drake returns to the podcast for an FMK of proportions so mythic, it blotted out the sun...and all our other regular segments. And Sarah's lunch. 2017.08.16

What To Do When Grandpa Itchy Is Self-Pleasuring In The Living Room

Will Hines joins Dave to discuss the state of the Wookiee VR porn industry. 2017.08.11

How To Teach A Wookiee To Cook Bantha Surprise

Plus hairy-chested Art Carney gets the Empire to -- at long last -- reveal its inherent anti-fishism! 2017.08.04

Chewbacca's Coming Home For The Holidays To...Lumpy

Adam Sternbergh and David T. Cole stress-test their fandom in the first fifteen minutes of the infamous Star Wars Holiday Special. 2017.07.28

Again With This Mini: Erica's 90210 FMK

Consigning characters to f---, marry, or be killed by us. 2017.06.22

Again With This: Is This Pizzazz Or What?

Tara's Single White Female-osity reaches the point where Kelly can no longer ignore it. 2017.05.18S06.E27

Again With This: I Just Need To Know Whether Or Not You Said Yes

Kelly faces a tough choice, and she chooses...well, you know. 2017.01.26S05.E30

Should You Set An Alarm For Timeless?

NBC's latest attempt at sci-fi sends experts back in time to make sure history doesn't get all screwed up. Is it worth an hour of your time? 2016.09.30S01.E01

Vote For The Best Star Trek Fantasy Draft Team!

The winner gets a DonorsChoose.org donation and some dilithium crystals! Boldly go vote today! 2016.07.26

EHG Mini: A Better Exit

Giving departed TV characters better departures. 2016.03.21

EHG Mini: Next Of Sorkin

Forcing Aaron Sorkin's next TV project on him, against his will. 2016.03.18

EHG Mini: Somethinging With The Stars

Finding things for celebrities to do that don't (necessarily) involve Capezios. 2016.03.17

EHG Mini: Losing An Hour

Proposing a new Spring Forward tradition. 2016.03.16

Zoo Steps Up To Bats In Rio

Defiant bats make favelas even less habitable in the latest episode; Dave and Tara discuss! 2015.07.29S01.E05

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