Brian Rubenstein

Brian Rubenstein is a better dancer than you would expect by looking at him. He's also a writer on Selfie (Tuesdays at 8 on ABC!); used to write for Suburgatory and Tosh.0; and before that he thought he was going to be on the Lakers. Then he stopped growing. He also has a blog that is password-protected because sometimes he writes checks his career and love life can't cash.

Married At First Sight Pushes Jephte Back Into His Emotional Hiding Place

Does Jephte refuse to let Shawniece look at his phone because he has something to hide, or because producers told him to? We try to figure it out on the latest Bride & Doom podcast! 2018.03.13S06.E10

Which Married At First Sight Brides Have Grievances To Wine About On Their One-Month Anniversaries?

Cutting into their old wedding cakes is more fun for some couples than others, as we discuss on the latest Bride & Doom podcast! 2018.03.06S06.E09

Married At First Sight Constructs An Episode Around Fantasies Because It Hates Its Viewers

We get into who's stripping down and wigging out in our latest Bride & Doom podcast! 2018.02.27S06.E08

Married At First Sight Lets Jon Dribble About Getting Boxed Out By Molly

We dunk on Jon's 'friend zone' defense in our latest Bride & Doom podcast! 2018.02.20S06.E07

Married At First Sight Forces Jephte To Move In With Shawniece, Which Will Probably Fix Everything

The newlyweds return from their honeymoons to find their love shacks. This is hardest for Shawniece and Jephte, who aren't any less miserable in Boston than they were in Jamaica. 2018.02.07S06.E06

Married At First Sight Shows How Molly's Keeping Jon In The Dark About How Annoying She Finds Him

Whose honeymoon ends the worst? We discuss on the latest Bride & Doom podcast! 2018.01.31S06.E05

Married At First Sight Tests Ryan's Active Listening Skills (Spoiler: He Fails)

Does Ryan's failure to pick up the conversational ball and ask about Jackie's DEAD BOYFRIEND land these two in the 'worst couple' position for 'The Honeymoons, Part 1'? 2018.01.24S06.E04

Married At First Sight Found Jephte A Stranger And Had Him Marry Her, And He Can't Believe It

We try to guess what Jephte thought he was getting himself into in our latest Bride & Doom podcast! 2018.01.17S06.E03

Bride & Doom: It's Both Our Faults, For Sure

The couples return for one last check-in with the experts. Which manage to convince the audience that they don't pray daily that death might them part? 2017.08.03S05.E17

Bride & Doom: You Would Divorce Me?

Decision Day finally arrives. Which of the experts' matches were actually expertly matched? 2017.07.27S05.E16

Bride & Doom: I Think Just, Like, Fighting Fair

Sheila's strategy for how she and Nate can move forward after her latest attack shows that self-awareness is not her strong suit. 2017.07.20S05.E15

Bride & Doom: I'm Ready To Go Have Sex Right Now

In the aftermath of the couples' brunch, Cody redoubles his efforts to get Danielle to throw him one. 2017.07.13S05.E14

Bride & Doom: You Haven't Did WHAT?!

Cody decides his first brunch with the other newlyweds is the perfect time to announce he and Danielle are still celibate. The other couples politely refrain from laughing. 2017.07.06S05.E13

Bride & Doom: Why Start Something And Quit?

Princess Ashley throws a tantrum about tossing some bean bags, but don't even try to call her on it: she's on the record stating she's not going to change. 2017.06.29S05.E12

Bride & Doom: Okay, He Really Is Married

The Duhons drive five hours to Flint so that Jennifer can make sure they know she still doesn't approve of their marriage. 2017.06.22S05.E11

Bride & Doom: Can I Finish?!

It's the 'Celebrations' episode of Married At First Sight, but one couple doesn't have much to celebrate. 2017.06.15S05.E10

Bride & Doom: She Feels More Secure, And We Were Able To Effectively Do The Exercise

'Trust' comes easier for some couples than others. Having issues, for instance, are the ones litigating the name-change question with total strangers. 2017.06.08S05.E09

Bride & Doom: This Is Not Going The Way That I Thought It Was Going To

The 'Intimacy' episode gives Rachel a chance to shine. Just kidding, she has no helpful advice and in at least one case is actively harmful. 2017.06.01S05.E08

Bride & Doom: They Definitely Need To Be Trained

The Married At First Sight couples start stocking fridges...together. 2017.05.25S05.E07

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