Brian Rubenstein

Brian Rubenstein is a better dancer than you would expect by looking at him. He's also a writer on Selfie (Tuesdays at 8 on ABC!); used to write for Suburgatory and Tosh.0; and before that he thought he was going to be on the Lakers. Then he stopped growing. He also has a blog that is password-protected because sometimes he writes checks his career and love life can't cash.

Bride And Doom: They Definitely Need To Be Trained

Back from honeymoons at last, the Married At First Sight couples figure out who's going to live where. 2017.05.25S05.E07

Bride And Doom: I Keep My Shoes In My Cabinets

Back from honeymoons at last, the Married At First Sight couples figure out who's going to live where. 2017.05.18S05.E06

Bride And Doom: Show Me A Graceful Loser, I'll Show You Someone Who's Not Used To Winning

Some Married At First Sight couples may be starting to wonder whether this honeymoon should have been shorter. 2017.05.11S05.E05

Bride And Doom: In My Eyes, We've Done It The Right Way

'Done' what, exactly? It's Part 1 of the honeymoons, which means lots of talk about who's having sex, or not, and how, or why. 2017.05.04S05.E04

Bride And Doom: I'm So Excited To, Like, Sleep With You -- Like, Sleep

With the weddings over, it's time for the 'experts' to perv out about which couples are going to consummate their marriages immediately. 2017.04.27S05.E03

Bride & Doom: They Are Trusting Us With The Biggest Decision Of Their Lives

The 'social experiment' you've barely heard of relocates to Chicago (and moves from fyi to Lifetime) to funnel six suckers into three marriages. 2017.04.20S05.E01

Introducing Bride & Doom, Our Married At First Sight Podcast!

Say 'I do' to summary judgements about people you've never met. 2017.04.14

'I'll Suck On My Own Toe'

The couples seek more intimacy with each other before their imminent divorces. 2015.05.20

'Are We Perhaps Learning That Jamie Is A Touch Dramatic?'

As the Married At First Sight couples expose their new spouses to their old family and friends, Tara Ariano and Brian Rubenstein discuss how sincere everyone's motives are (and whether Jamie REALLY hails from 'Povertyville'). 2014.08.19S01.E07