Beth Spotswood

Beth Spotswood is a weekly columnist for the San Francisco Chronicle, freelance writer, and nervous flier. She co-founded Slow News Day, occasionally tells funny stories on stage, and lives with her fiancé and three goldfish.

Patrick Chokes In The 90 Day Fiance Finale

Three fifths of the couples end up married, one puts everything on hold, and you'll just never guess who breaks up! 2016.11.21S04.E11

On 90 Day Fiance, Everything's...Well, You Can Read The Caption

Anfisa destroys Jorge's car/life, Nicole hires the world's most judgmental attorney, and Chantel says 'I do' to puppy love. 2016.11.14S04.E10

90 Day Fiance's Alla Doesn't Love Matt But It's Not A Big Deal, Okay?

In other 'news,' Anfisa screws up a marijuana transaction and Lowo is totally trustworthy. 2016.11.07S04.E09

Anfisa Kicks Jorge Out For Reasons No One Can Remember On 90 Day Fiance

Jorge sleeps in the garage, Matt avoids a stripper, and Lowo decorates his love palace; Beth Spotswood ranks the couples' prospects. 2016.10.31S04.E08

Many Rivers To Cross On 90 Day Fiance

Alla wants a midwest beach wedding, Anfisa is all about the Benjamins, and River calls in sick. 2016.10.24S04.E07

90 Day Fiance Debuts The World's Most Unnecessary $45,000 Wedding Gown

Anfisa tries on a mid-priced Lexus, Father Chantel struggles to communicate, and the cats of Morocco witness a lovers' quarrel. 2016.10.10S04.E05

It Only Took Four Seasons, But Someone Finally Claims To Be A Nigerian Prince On 90 Day Fiance

Narkyia and Olulowo finally appear, Alla paints the town a disappointing red, and Jorge reveals the world's most boring criminal past. 2016.10.03S04.E04

What Not To Wear To Meet Your In-Laws On 90 Day Fiance

Anfisa models cleavage, Azan DOESN'T model any boundaries for Nicole, and Matt needs new friends in this week's couple rankings. 2016.09.26S04.E03

What Happened To The Missing Couple On 90 Day Fiance?

Beth Spotswood ranks the couples we actually see as meet-the-fam meals go predictably awry. 2016.09.19S04.E02

90 Day Fiance Welcomes Big American To Morocco

Ranking this season's couples based on their likelihood of miraculously finding happiness with one another. 2016.09.12S04.E01

90 Day Fiancé's Hourlong Glimpse Into Season 4 Is Appropriately Nuts

The premiere special includes catfishing, sisterly side-eyes, and a Russian hacker; Beth Spotswood reports! 2016.08.23


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