Alex Zeidel

Alex Zeidel is an aspiring administrative assistant and freelance writer who recently moved from Florida to Colorado where it’s too cold all time. He blogs about the shiny objects that catch his eye at SwankyTrash. One day, he hopes to successfully blackmail ABC Family into bringing back Bunheads.

America's Next Top Model Crowns The First Winner Of The New Era

Cycle 23's finale becomes a proxy battle between Kylie and Kendall Jenner. And there's a third model there, too. 2017.03.09S23.E14

America's Next Top Model Is All Wet

A dull commercial shoot and arbitrary judges' panel sink Cycle 23's penultimate episode. 2017.03.01S23.E13

America's Next Top Model Sashays The Boards

It's time once again to find out who is the least bad actor in a group of models. 2017.02.22S23.E12

It's Double Double Twinsies And Trouble On America's Next Top Model

Tash and Cody fight, India and Courtney go to Orlando, and Rita Ora celebrates herself. 2017.02.15S23.E11

The 100 Goes Bunker Hunting

Clarke and Co. search for a spacious refuge from the apocalypse. 2017.02.15S04.E03

America's Next Top Model Fails At Feminism

As Amber Rose is helicoptered in to help celebrate 'lady bosses,' because of course she is. 2017.02.08S23.E10

The 100 Must Choose Between The Few And The Many

The show gets back to its thematic roots as the children consider repeating the sins of their parents. 2017.02.08S04.E02

America's Next Top Model Suffers From Déjà Vu

Eliminated models return for a repeat challenge in a mostly stale episode. 2017.02.01S23.E09

The 100 Makes Its Case For Its Continued Existence

And does a pretty decent job! Now if only everyone can avoid all dying from radiation poisoning in six months.... 2017.02.01S04.E01

America's Next Top Model Leans Over The Lap Of Luxury

It's all champagne wishes and private-jet nightmares on this cycle's least woke episode. 2017.01.30S23.E08

Someone On America's Next Top Model Is Dancing On Thin Ice

During this week's 'movement challenge,' one young squirt of a model gets into it with Stacey McKenzie. Big mistake. Big. HUGE. 2017.01.23S23.E07

America's Next Top Model Won't Go Down Without A Fight

It's the most volatile episode of the season yet, but will two models find love amidst the chaos? 2017.01.16S23.E06

America's Next Top Model Goes Gonzo While Shopping For Garbanzo Beans

Lady Gaga's fashion director is on hand to deck the models in fifteen pounds of fashion before shipping them off to the supermarket. 2017.01.09S23.E05

America's Next Top Model Gets Snappy With The Social Media Challenge

Not even a DJ Khalid speech on the metaphorical power of sunlight can stop the models from arguing like internet trolls. 2017.01.02S23.E04

America's Next Top Model Sheds Its Hair And Its Clothes

In this cycle's nude photo shoot, no one can hide their ill-conceived makeovers. 2016.12.26S23.E03

The Empress Has No Underwear On The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills

Erika and her nethers do their best to perk up an otherwise sleepy episode. 2016.12.21S07.E03

America's Next Top Model Throws A Mother F---ing Walk-Off

Cycle 23 kicks things off proper by inviting Stacey McKenzie and Zendaya to judge the models' walks. 2016.12.19S23.E02

The Man In The High Castle Is Back, And More Dystopian Than Ever

The Season 2 premiere, with an assist from the wonderful Stephen Root, lets its sci-fi freak flag fly. 2016.12.16S02.E01

When Are The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Not Celebrating A Birthday?

Though it's Dorit's turn for a milestone party, the queen of the night is Eileen. 2016.12.14S07.E02

Who Is Rita Ora, And Why Is She Sitting In Tyra's America's Next Top Model Chair?

And other not-so-burning questions from the premiere of VH1's revamped Top Model. 2016.12.12S23.E01

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